Half Past Dead

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This movie tells the story of criminal mastermind who has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high-tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. There he encounters an undercover FBI agent who helps prosecute those who killed his wife.   
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Urban Cinefile
What is it about Steven Seagal and three-word movie titles?
October 18, 2008
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Half Past Dead may be the year's funniest unintentional comedy for its inane plot, repetitive, unimaginative stunts and dreadful dialogue.
January 06, 2007
Fat Guys at the Movies
The tag line for Half Past Dead is "The good. The bad. And the deadly." They should have stuck with simply, "The Bad."
January 10, 2016
Washington Post
Here, common sense flies out the window, along with the hail of bullets, none of which ever seem to hit Sascha.
November 15, 2002
I can't think of anything more cringe-inducing than Seagal saying, in a strained would-be ghetto accent, 'We aight.'
January 29, 2009
Cinema Crazed
Low quality even for Seagal's standards.
April 12, 2014
A sizeable amount of the budget for this lazy film must have been spent on ammunition.
March 07, 2007
Movie Metropolis
Seagal at his most minimal, saying and doing less in this film than in practically any film he's been in. Maybe it's for the best.
August 16, 2008
Ebert & Roeper
This is so bad.
November 18, 2002
Chicago Reader
The title of this dismal action flick refers to the Seagal character's having suffered a near-death experience, though he's returned from the other side with a remarkable lack of insight.
January 06, 2007
Time Out
Sometimes, when you've just wasted a tenner and a perfectly good evening watching another dumb, gratuitously gun-filled, hackneyed, nonsensical action picture, don't you wish you were as thick, lazy and easily pleased as Hollywood wants you to be?
June 24, 2006
Village Voice
Corny, nonsensical buddy flick.
November 19, 2002